psst…YOU ARE DEFINITELY IN THE RIGHT PLACE IF:

➔ You need to nail your brand messaging – and you need it *soon.*

➔ You’re sussing me out to see if I’m trustworthy (hey, I’m a stranger on the internet, I get it).

➔ You’re here to discuss my undying love for the powerful “C” supremacy – Carol Peletier, Critical Role, and Cats.

THAT SOUND ABOUT RIGHT? awesome! I’m glad you’re here.

 

hi. I’m Shalaka

(pronounced: Sh-uh-laah-kaah)

I’M HERE TO help your brand step into the spotlight and shine its main character energy

 

Yes, that is Bea Arthur’s face with a Bowie lightning bolt

 

I’m the lady that randomly strikes up a convo with you and has a full on geek out session over half-empty coffee cups in the middle of an indie coffee shop. (That may sound terrifying to introverts, so blink twice if you are one, and I’ll go away. I’m an extrovert, not a monster.)

You must be wondering why my biz isn’t named after me.

My biz is named after my mother, Vidya. She always encouraged me to embrace the unfiltered (nerdy) version of myself. (She also taught me to spice my food generously, but that comes with the territory of being Indian, I think.)

Now, I help brands like yours embrace the main character energy. Following the trends may be the norm, but your brand is the true hero and deserves a fantastic story.  

Sit back, relax, and enjoy a Golden Girls marathon with your fur babies, or go have a piña colada on me. Let me take care of attracting the audience who adores your brand and wants to invest in it.

Your offer is great, but your brand is the hero.

Allons-y! (It’s French or Doctor Who for “let’s go”)

THINGS YOU SHOULD *ABSOLUTELY* KNOW ABOUT ME:

  • I *adore* complex female characters

    if you ask me about my fav female character, get ready for a long rant (or a podcast episode).

  • I WANT TO BE DOROTHY ZBORNAK WHEN I GROW UP

    GOLDEN GIRLS 4EVER

  • BRING ME A DAIRY MILK AND I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU

    bonus points if you bring two

  • I NEVER SAY NO TO DOG OR CAT PIX

    this is your sign to send me cat pix

    (no, seriously. Can you also pet them for me thanks)

  • I've been told I have "Karlach" energy

    If you understand that reference, then we’ll get along perfectly!

  • i run dnd games

    the chaos goblins (players) from my campaign keep creating more chaos and I do not know how to stop them.