Picture this
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Picture this 〰️
Your biz world is just one big video game
I’m not high, I’m just weird. Hear me out.
You level up, overcome hurdles, and sometimes do the right things and get bonuses (dingdingding). And other times, you’re not too lucky and have to rely on your nifty little checkpoint – aka learn from your mistakes and start over.
You are “the hero”
The Carol Peletier, The Queen, or Commander Shepard – or whatever you’d like to call it.
It's how you show up in the biz world. You carved it out in the creation menu, where you spent an excessive amount of time trying to perfect it and get it JUST right (it’s always the nose, isn’t it?). You may be far along in the game and on your way to being an expert in your field or maybe you’re still in that creation menu.
Nevertheless, I’m your trusted companion here to guide you on your journey.
So here’s my question for you, young hero: Where are we on to next…?
wherever you go — let’s get you some launch copy that dazzles your peeps, converts like crazy, and catapults you to the biz of your dreams…
a’ight grab your launch gear — let’s go
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the side quest
(or… Launch Audit)
starting at $1000
You’ve done your due diligence and written your launch copy. But you’re too close to it. You’ve edited and re-edited it and shown it to countless friends who say, “it’s great.”
But no. Something’s missing. You need a non-partial party to look it over and tailor it to your brand voice so it converts like mad.
Hi. I gotchu.
You walk away with:
A 60-minute kick-off call
Comprehensive Copy Audit (1 Sales Page or up to 10 launch emails)
Video audit walkthrough
Three-day turnaround time
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The Checkpoint
(…or 4 comprehensive strategy sessions)
$1000
You’re not ready to invest in the whole enchilada. No judgement. This bundle of strategy sessions is fully customizable.
Need me to look at your funnel? Need help clarifying your messaging? Want a marketing strategist to tune up your strategy for you? AKA could you use some help — just a tad?
I may not be Obi Wan. But I can be your hope.
You walk away with:
4 x 90-minute comprehensive strategy sessions
Downloadable videos
Comprehensive strategy
Roadmap PDF
Email support for one month
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the main quest
(or… one sales page or 10 launch emails)
starting at $1750
You got your funnel ready, your course nailed, your voice ON POINT, and your launch is just around the corner. But you’re getting that feeling… like you forgot your keys or didn’t lock the door.
THAT’S RIGHT! Some dazzling launch emails or a polished sales page offer that final “push” to that audience so they don’t hesitate before investing their internet dollaz.
You walk away with:
A 60-minute kick-off call
10 launch emails or one sales page
One round of edits
Video Debrief
Two weeks of email support
One-week turnaround time
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Speed run copy
(or… one piece of copy in 2 days)
$1450
You’re one step away from launching, but you got that one key puzzle piece missing. But there’s one BIG problem — you’re running outta time. That countdown clock is staring at you… and it’s very mean right now.
This speed run copy is speedy without compromising the razzle-dazzle your launch deserves. You bring me all the market research, and I get you that final piece of the puzzle ready in two days.
You walk away with:
A 60-minute kick-off call
One Sales Page or up to 10 launch emails
Video Debrief
One-week of email support
“WORKING WITH SHALAKA WAS THE BEST EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD WORKING WITH A COPYWRITER. HANDS DOWN.”
Shalaka will help you identify the best bits of yourself and pump your copy full of quirk, nerd, and you-nicorn goodness. That type of copy? That's the kind that stops the scroll, calls in your dream clients, and has folks throwing their internet coins atcha.
If you need copy that sounds like you, connects with your people & converts like mad, get on her books ASAP. She's the real deal, the full package, the wholeee copy enchilada.
- Kristin Macintyre, Launch Copywriter
“Shalaka knows how to hook readers in, so they actually want to read what you have to say.”
Shalaka blows my mind. I was lucky enough to get her eyes on my website, and her recommendations were GOLD. The thing about Shalaka is that she is not just good at the logical side of things; she is a creative genius. Yes, she offered invaluable copy feedback to make my content pack a punch, but her design recommendations took it to a whole new level.
Working with Shalaka is like winning the car in roll-up-the-rim; you get the strategic thinking and literal LOL creativity. Plus, she is an absolute joy to work with. Work with her while you can!
- Michelle Carrington, Copywriter
SO HOW DOES THIS WORK?
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Level 1: Gear up
Every offer starts with a discovery call. You have to be prepared before an adventure, amiright? This is where we figure out the launch gear that is the perfect fit for you before we hit start.
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Level 2: Load Game
We start with our kick-off call. Ya know – that screen before any video game where we spend hours building our character (it’s ALWAYS the nose). This is where we figure out your character’s motivations and goals.
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Level 3: Start Game
This is where this two-player game becomes a single-player game (don’t worry, I won’t fight all the dragons without you). I jump in alone to write your copy and sprinkle it with sugar, spice, and the whole shebang.
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level 4: reward time
It’s the day you’ve been waiting for. You get all the loot (aka deliverables) to go on your biz adventure with copy infused with your messaging. Get ready to dazzle your peeps. Allons-y!
STILL GOT Q’s? I gotchu (YOU’RE CURIOUS, I LIKE YOU)
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Full payment upfront (I offer payment plans too, just reach out and we can chat about that ). Pricing includes one round of edits. The editing timeline is 2-5 days depending on the size and complexity of the project. If you need another round of edits we can talk about it during the onboarding process.
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I can customize a package for you based on your needs. Let’s hop on a discovery call and have a chat.
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A sales page is just one part of a a fully functional, strong funnel. As long as you have a strong funnel and a killer marketing strategy in place, the sales page will convert. (The last page I wrote had a 19% conversion rate). I will say that if you have a strong funnel and your sales page still isn't converting, I will go in and fine tune it so it reaches the right people.
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The onboarding process and editing process will be the most hands-on time for you. That is when we’ll figure out everything about your brand during the kick-off call.
When I turn over the copy to you, you'll get to go in review and propose any changes for me. But other than that, you don't need to worry about monitoring the process.
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I have a very thorough onboarding process and a detailed questionnaire that will help me understand everything about you, how you write and present yourself and use that to craft copy that sounds like you. (Also you'll be able to look over the copy and let me know if I have missed the mark somewhere so I can go in and edit it for you)
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If you need emails consistently, I recommend setting up a retainer contract for more fluidity in the project schedule. We can definitely create a bundle that best fits your needs! Reach out to me for more info.
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Absolutely! When we're chatting on your discovery call we can figure out a plan that works best for your needs and I can email you a proposal during the onboarding process detailing the plan and how it works.